you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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