Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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