some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
No subtext here. People are naked.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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