im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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