The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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