Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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