I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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