Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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