Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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