I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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