fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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