we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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