so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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