Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I will pee on everything he values.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
sex in a hospital.. check
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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