I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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