My friends, they love my intelligence
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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