Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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