so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I am one with the molecules
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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