FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
