ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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