Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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