I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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