I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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