what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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