The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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