Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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