I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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