I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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