I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It's shark week go big or go home
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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