She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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