I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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