I just saw a hot homeless man
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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