some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Sext me about skeletons
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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