You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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