she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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