sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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