One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
home. puking in laundry basket.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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