ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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