I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Randomize
