yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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