Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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