I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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