Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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