dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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