She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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