This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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