Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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