I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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