yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Please don't give away my fajitas
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