just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You dont lie about slip and slides
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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