I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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