Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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