think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
